Well, howdy buddy, my name's Bob, how are you today?
Did you come here looking for a brand new Chevrolet
Used is fine, well I suppose, 
We sure do got a lot of those

I got everything you'll ever need
I got V8 engines for the kickass speed
I got everything you need, no money down

I'll sell you this Impala for a damn good price
The transmission's shot but the brakes are nice
What's it gonna take for you to drive away, 
With this aut-o-mo-bile today?

I got great terms on the financing
I got payments that a bum could swing
So step on up and let's make us a deal

Ohhh, I don't know if I can do that
Oh I don't think, my manager will approve that
Well I'll take this back to him, 
but don't get your hopes up, my friend

Get your checkbook out, sir, we got a deal
You're lucky that my manager allowed this steal
Sign your name right here and here, 
Initial here and here and here
And here
And here are your new keys

Tuning: DADFAD

• Amici Open Mic, 2006-06-16

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