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Snooter

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Snooter don't care what you ate for dinner
Snooter don't care if you're not a winner, no
He just snoots

Snooter don't care what you tip your waiter
Snooter don't care if you're a player hater, no
He just snoots

Snooter don't care what you think about him
Snooter don't care that you sometimes doubt him
He just snoots, and snoots, and snoots
And snoots and snoots and snoots

Snooter don't care how you take your coffee
Snooter don't care that you love Ghadafi, no
He just snoots

Snooter don't care that you ride a scooter
Snooter won't mess with your new computer, no
He just snoots

Snooter won't do the things you ask
Cuz he never learned how to multitask
He just snoots, and snoots, and snoots
And snoots and snoots and snoots

Snooter don't know what you did last summer
Snooter don't care that your life's a bummer, no
He just snoots

Snooter don't care about your date last fall
Snooter don't care about your blow-up doll
He just snoots, and snoots, and snoots
And snoots and snoots and snoots

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Tuning: CGCGCE, Capo 2

Played LiveFull Statistics

Played at 5 out of 163 shows since introduction (3%)
Played at 2 out of 55 non-open mic shows since introduction (4%)
There have been 3 show(s) since the last play.

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  Discussion: Snooter

Emily · 7 years, 6 months ago
This has got to be the most random song ever.
And I love it!!

-Emm
Mandy (anon) · 6 years, 9 months ago
I love this song, but I am very curious. What the heck is a snooter?
Puchuu (anon) · 6 years, 2 months ago
Same. I heard this song and I was wondering, what is Snooter? Is he like a dog, or an animal of some sort?
Juan Tello · 5 years, 9 months ago
maybe Snooter is just the name of a person whose attitude is so peculiar that earns his name to be a verbe ;)
Juan Tello · 5 years, 9 months ago
Oh! I just realized (slow me) that according to wikipedia you sell physical copies of your CDs thru Snooter records! Although googling it I only find references to your albums... so what came first, the chicken or the egg? this song or the label's name.
Josh Woodward Back · 5 years, 9 months ago
Hehe... the song came first. I'm not sure if that's the chicken or the egg, though. :D
Kay Tie (anon) · 5 years, 9 months ago
Come on Josh, tell us about Snooter. I knew a dog called Snooter once. Sounds just like him.
Jeremy (anon) · 4 years, 3 months ago
This has to be the most random song ever, but it's definitely catchy. My wife's nickname is actually Snooter, so this is her new theme song. Thanks for the download!
cory (anon) · 3 years, 4 months ago
Snooter is Someone who doesn't care or lacks compassion; apathetic.. it's also a A derogatory term for someone who is annoying or obnoxious.
SCMowns (anon) · 2 years, 9 months ago
even without my YouTube account i'll always listen to Josh Woodward!
Brodie (anon) · 2 years, 5 months ago
Is it about social networks? That's the impression I get, anyway...
Josh Woodward Back · 2 years, 5 months ago

It's about whatever you want it to be about. But MySpace wasn't even around back when I wrote this, so it was back when Snooter had a life. :)

Brodie (anon) Back · 2 years, 5 months ago
haha Cool. Its just quite a lot of the stuff snooter does I get from facebook.
Guillaume (anon) · 2 years, 1 month ago
Hi there, people wondering about the mystery of snooter! The explanation is very simple: Josh bought a bunch of letters to The Great Wizard Of Songs And Stories To Be Told (there's no one better) but the old goat made a mistake... I know, that happens also to half-human kind of people to make mistakes Anyway. Josh wasn't pleased but got a refund on the delivery, well not a refund exactly but a brown box full of coffee, Irish red ale, a book of french and a portable mechanical saw (?) Probably everything the Wizard could find in his reject bin... Josh, hopped up on coffee and stoned from the Kilkenny, decided to use all these no-good letters into a song he wrote in one night. You guessed alright, the letters were o, s, n, t about a hundred of each... What else could he do? Then he went to the Wizard's to say hello, and cut him in half with a chainsaw.

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