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The camera starts, the shower scene I wield the knife, the girl screams But she sounded like a wounded hen The camera stops, we try again Take nineteen, the shower scene The cameraman got caught between between The curtains, so he blew the take The director says to take a break The second break this afternoon Her fingers look like shriveled prunes She's screaming at the makeup man To get the wrinkles off her hands Why'd I go to school to act There's noone here but freaks and hacks These drama queens have got me down I want to kill this whole damn town I want to rule the silver screen Not some B-list shower scene With a plastic knife and sound effects Like a porno flick without the sex But I'll grin and bear this lousy film And I'll play my stupid part until I get my break and land a role Where I don't need to puncture holes in bodies
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The guitar is in CGCGCE, capo something-or-other.
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